Three. Stooges. net Three Stooges Quotes 9. Released. Episode Title. Quote. Said By. 19. SOUP TO NUTS, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesWhat is this youre doing The elevator dance. Elevator dance Yeah, theres no steps to it. Larry TedYeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up and take off my socks. Shemp. NERTSERY RHYMES, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesI can see you dont know your arithmetic. I can see you dont know my father. Bonnie Bonnell LarryLittle fly upon the wall, aint ya got no clothes at all Aint ya got no shimmy shirt Aint ya got no petti skirtUpdateStar is compatible with Windows platforms. UpdateStar has been tested to meet all of the technical requirements to be compatible with Windows 10, 8. Windows 8. Latest breaking news, including politics, crime and celebrity. Find stories, updates and expert opinion. Get up to the minute entertainment news, celebrity interviews, celeb videos, photos, movies, TV, music news and pop culture on ABCNews. Y3p6b1h4/hqdefault.jpg' alt='Lazy Ssh 1 7 Cracker' title='Lazy Ssh 1 7 Cracker' />Boo fly, aint ya coldMoeYou dont mind if I interrogate him, do you No, hes kinda young but its all right. Bonnie Bonnell Ted Healy. BEER AND PRETZELS, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesHere I go with another load. Ted HealyHes got five dollarsCurlyI heard you tell that girl you were gonna put her name up in electric lights. Is that what I said You know, I was thinking of something else. Larry TedIf Im lying, I hope you drop deadTed Healy. PLANE NUTS, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesShe promised to meet me at 1. Its now half past eight and shes not here yet. I think shell be comin round the mountain when she comes. Moe and CurlyNoontime means luncheon for someone Nighttime means sleep for the same Daytime means brightness for someone But to me they all mean the rain. Ted HealyNow when the music plays The Gates of Hell Are Open, thats where you walk in. MoeWhat would you do if a girl kissed you Id kiss her back. What if she was a real tall girlCurly Moe. Whatdya think happens What happens I say, one of you broads gotta get out of here. Moe Ted. MEET THE BARON, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesNow remember. Dont try to bribe the boys. Edna May Oliver Ted Healy. DANCING LADY, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesIm the best musician in the country Yeah, but how are ya in the cityMoe and LarryListen Paderewski, were them funny noises comin outta you or the pianoJoan Crawford. MYRT AND MARGE, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesGimme a 3 letter word meaning rat. Meaning rat Yeah. Ted points to Curly Him. Moe and Ted HealyIll explain everything. Yeah, Mullins will explain it. Then well bring in an interpreter to go over it SlapTed Healy and CurlyWho are these gentlemen Gentlemen Cut out the sarcasmThomas Jackson Ted Healy. 64 Bit Waves Crack Mac. Ted Healy introducing Chinese girls Bo Ching and Bo Ling Meet Bo Ching and Bo Ling. Curly And this is Beau Hunk. Ted Healy. 19. 34 0. HOLLYWOOD ON PARADE B 9, featuring Ted Healy and His StoogesYour fairy godmother always watches over you. Ive got an uncle Im not sure of. Ted Healy Bonnie Bonnell. CORN ON THE COP, featuring Shemp Howard SoloMy corns are killing me. Why dont you do something for them Why should I They never did anything for meShemp Howard Harry GribbonMy uncle made a fortune in corn. Shemp. 19. 34 0. WOMAN HATERS, featuring Moe, Larry and CurlyDont worry, I got what it takes to cure him. MoeAnd when Im finished with my crooning, on my knees Ill fall My life My loveMy allLarryMr. Chairman, three gentlemen wait without. Without what. Don Roberts Bud Jamison. ART TROUBLE, featuring Shemp Howard SoloWhy dont I come up and see ya sometime when youre in the nude. I mean mood. Shemp Howard. PUNCH DRUNKS, featuring Moe, Larry and CurlyBurnt toast and a rotten egg Whatta ya want that for I got a tapeworm and thats good enough for himCurly and MoeI lost my ba lance Oh, ya lost your ba lance, eh Yeah Well go find itLarry and MoeAnd now kiddies, Uncle Dan will tell you what happened when Fuzzy Bear met Jerry Porcupine at the old hollow tree stump in the woods right next to Peter Rabbits gingerbread house. Radio AnnouncerEvery time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside of meCurlyIm in a terrible dilemma. Yeah, I dont care much for these foreign cars either. Dorothy Granger and MoeThis is gettin on my noivesCurly. MY MUMMYS ARMS, featuring Shemp Howard SoloCan I help it if this is my face No, but you can stay in the house, cant yaShemp Howard Harry Gribbon. MEN IN BLACK, featuring Moe, Larry and CurlyCalling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. HowardP. A. AnnouncerLets pluck im and see if hes ripeLarryFor duty and humanityMoe Larry and CurlyWe graduated with the highest temperatures in our class. LarryWhat did you do for patient in 7. Nothing Whatd he ever do for usDel Henderson CurlyLook. Great big, giant, green canariesBilly GilbertShould I give him sodium amytal Nah, give im a Coca Cola. Ruth Hiatt LarryShes in a coma. I am not. Im in a bed. Bud Jamison Little Billy RhodesWhat is it, heads or tails Gnug What Gnug Is that it CoitainlyLarry, Curly Bobby CallahanHow old are you Im 3. Nah, you couldnt get that fresh in 3. Larry, Little Billy Rhodes CurlyDoctor Were mighty proud of you, youve done a wonderful thing for humanity, and when we leave here, were goin right down to the presidents office and. We wont say a word about itMoe Curly. SMOKED HAMS, featuring Shemp Howard SoloThe heat in there is in tents. Shemp. THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, featuring Moe, Larry and CurlyBoy, did I pick me a double order of skunk. She thinks its ermine. Moe and Lucille BallLets play post office. Thats a kids game. Not the way I play it. Curly Phyllis CraneIs it honest work Does it make any difference No, no. Harry Bowen, Larry, Moe CurlyIf you get there first, put a chalk mark. Whatf you get there first Then Ill rub it out. Moe LarryAtwhay areay ouyay oingday onighttay But you wouldnt know a thing about that, would you Oh, onay. Larry Lucille BallDidjya ever hear of Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow Why yes, did you write that No, I shoveled it. Curly Phyllis CraneWill the lady with the lucky number come and get me pleaseLarryOh, a miner. No, Im 3. Larrys a minor, hes 4. Gertie Green MoeAre you sure these are the Three HorsemenWalter LongDont you know there are ladies present spritzLucille Ball. HORSES COLLARS, featuring Moe, Larry and Curly. Moe, Larry, the cheese Moe, Larry, the cheeseCurlyOoohh, a woman Woo woo woo woo woo wooCurlyWhat about the money Gwan, thats a tin roof. Whataya mean A tin roof. Nelson Mc. Dowell, Larry CurlyEvery time he sees a mouse he goes crazy. Why Cause his father was a rat. Larry, Fred Kelsey MoeIf you wuz alone Id punch ya right in the nose So why dontcha do it Well. Im with you. Curly Moe. RESTLESS KNIGHTS, featuring Moe, Larry and CurlyAll for one One for all Every man for himselfLarry, Moe and CurlyAnd what were you doing in Paris Oh, looking over the Parasites. Geneva Mitchell CurlyWhatcha do with the Queen Maybe he trumped her. SmackMoe and CurlyMaybe theyll miss us. Thatll be an arrow escape. Larry CurlyAnd I, the Count of Ten No, you are Baron of Grey Matter. Curly Walter BrennanCmon. Queen, we can at least get a drink. LarryQueenie, hes got the strongest feet in the kingdom. Moe. Stephen Colbert Visits President Trumps Alleged Pee Tape Hotel Room. Stephen Colbert took viewers to a Moscow hotel room on his show last night. But it wasnt just any Moscow hotel room. It was the room where President Trump allegedly had two sex workers urinate on the bed as a sign of disrespect to Barack Obama, who had previously stayed in the same room. And the segment is pretty nerve racking. By now youve probably heard about the alleged Trump pee tape that was filmed by Russian spies in the Presidential Suite of the Ritz Carlton in Moscow. President Trump himself has insisted its not real, pointing out in his defense that hes very much a germaphobe. But as 2. Other bizarre stories in the so called Trump Dossier, first published by Buzzfeed, have since been confirmed. Colbert is the first American TV personality to film the room since Trump allegedly made it rain in 2. And without spoiling too much, Ill just say that the bed is the least interesting thing about the whole segment. Not only does Colbert give viewers a glimpse at the perspective from sitting in the bed youre looking right at the Kremlin he pulls a stunt that seems to get him in legitimate trouble with hotel security. Again, I wont spoil to much, but lets just say the idea that theres hidden surveillance going on in that room is more or less confirmed. That doesnt mean the pee tape is real, but given just how bizarre everything in Trumps orbit has been this year, its getting harder and harder to call the idea absurd.